When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Action speaks louder than words. Chuck Norris speaks louder than action.
Whenever Chuck Norris tells a lie it instantly becomes Fact.
The reason why no shots were fired during the "Cold War" was because both sides were afraid to wake Chuck Norris from his slumber.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
Chuck Norris doesn't want to be cool, cool wants to be Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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