ચક નોરિસ ફ઼ેક્ટસ (Some best Chuck Norris facts just for Fun!)
"When somebody spells pain, they spell C.H.U.C.K."
"Chuck Norris can complete Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombie Mode."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
"Chuck Norris finished reading Facebook."
"Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony .............the rattle snake died."
"Chuck Norris knows you are reading this..."
"Chuck Norris has a Myspace account... on Facebook."
"Chuck Norris wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes."
"Chuck Norris was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up."
"Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he is now known as Superman."
"Chuck Norris can play PS3 games....... ON A PS1"
"When Life gives you lemons you shout "WHAT THE HELL??" and throw some right back. When Chuck Norris gives you lemons you eat them and say "Thank You!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't jump he stares at gravity and it changes direction."
"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris won an Oscar without being nominated."
"The square root of anything is a roundhouse kick to the face, according to Chuck Norris.."
"Chuck Norris doesn't use seat belts. Seat belts use Chuck Norris."
"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."
"Chuck Norris can give aspirin a headache."
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Sir Isaac Newton, that's how Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity."
"Chuck Norris can talk to ants."
"Chuck Norris can copy/paste on a typewriter."
"Chuck Norris is the reason chihuahuas shake.."
"Chuck Norris fly fishes for whales.
The first man who invented the telephone had 3 missed call from chuck norris.
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