એક નવું કાર્ટુન -- ચક નોરિસ (Chuck Norris) 25 Facts

"Chuck Norris Once sold eBay to eBay on eBay."



"Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked."



"When Chuck Norris enters a room, the room leaves."



"The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live."



"Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic."



"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."


"ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ uı pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı"



"Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo."



"Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun."


"Gravity obeys the law of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick."




"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."



"Chuck Norris has his own protein powder. The ingredients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protein, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel."



"If sleep is the cousin of death, Chuck Norris is the Father of both :)"



"Chuck Norris knows "who let the dogs out.."



"Chuck Norris turned a black hole white."



"The Bank of America was originally entitled Vin Diesel's Left Pocket."



"Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."



"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."



"Chuck Norris rejoins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden dead : 10:32am."


"Chuck Norris filmed the making of the first camera."



"Chuck Norris just returned from a vacation in Pakistan."


"Vin Diesel drives a 1992 Geo Metro with a 2011 Dodge Viper engine."


"Chuck Norris has permanent night vision."


"The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3."


"Chuck Norris can call to different people by dialing the same number...... on the microwave."


"Chuck Norris goes to Jurassic Park to adopt a pet."


"Chuck Norris created creation."


"A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there." :)